WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
I literally had a dream once about a playground that went across buildings omfg
I ate a whole thing of Camembert today
Anonymous asked: nah man you're really perfect and cool and i love the way your mind works awww george i wish we could be friends!
get outta town that is the best compliment thank you so much. Please reveal yourself you are being way too wonderful and i feel we could be friends
Anonymous asked: I still ship you and Callum even though you two could pass as siblings. Plus your jobs are related.
aw thanks yo Callum’s the best. haha do you think we look alike? Yeah I suppose they’re both in the tourism business??
Anonymous asked: omg you're so perfect. why are you so nice? you make me happy.
no not perfect i am very flawed like most people but thank you for the thought. You’re making me feel very happy dear anon x you are lovely
Anonymous asked: Tell me about the things that make you happy.
i really like hearing about how people’s days and lives are going and hearing about when and why someone has had a good day. that and generic things like music and my cat and a nice coffee
Anonymous asked: ur hella beautiful george
ty so much where is this coming from ur hella great ok
Anonymous asked: What's your job? What did the guy say?
I work at a place called Snowplanet which is like an indoor snowdome so i give out boots and adjust skis and boards for people and attend the lifts and stuff like that. Idk he seemed really interested like asked 5 times who he was and how to spell his name
Tried to flirt with a customer tonight by telling him he looks like Simone Nobili (he did)
Kinda wish I’d been more blatant and just asked for his number but I feel like that’s inappropriate for a staff member to ask that of a customer
Highlight of today: serving Mona Dotcom and her kids at work